Last week I talked Sarah into taking me to a certain bridal megachain (which shall remain nameless but goes by the initials David's Bridal). She needn't have worried. We were out of there in less than ten minutes.
Before I offend anybody, not everything in the store was repulsive--I actually liked a couple of necklaces. And I know women who have found perfectly suitable wedding dresses and bridesmaid dresses there, at good prices. But personally, I just can't do it. I can't do satin and faux pearls the size of Skittles and the oh-so-trendy red ribbon sashes. I can't handle a store where a size 2 dress is built like a size 16, and where $600 buys maybe $80 worth of polyester glory.
I won't be coming back. It's not you David, it's me.
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