Furniture? What furniture?

There's that old joke, "What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-Haul truck." I did move in with Sarah on our second date. Here's the story.

When we first started dating in 2004, the outside of Sarah's apartment looked like this:

And the inside looked like this:

I lived in the building next door. My apartment had plenty of furniture, but it also had three awful roommates who made my life miserable day and night. Sarah had two lovely roommates, Gina and Christina, who let me crash on their floor for eight months while I rode out my lease. Thanks, guys!