This other time...

...at this party, Michi told roommate Mason that Orange Crush soda would get him really wasted. And he drank like four of them. So trusting.

This one time..

...Sarah was so proud.

"Breast petals" defined

Funny dress-shopping story:

Shopgirl at Cache: "You know, we have a coupon out. You only need to spend $16 more, and you can save $50 on your purchase."

Michi: "Thanks, that's great! Uh, what do you have in here that's close to $16?"

Shopgirl: "Well...we have these lovely breast petals."

Michi: "'Breast petals?' But what are they?"

Shopgirl: "..."

Shopgirl: "They're little flowers, and they have adhesive, see...they go under the dress..."

Michi: "They're pasties that you don't show off."

Shopgirl: "Yes."

Finished stuff!

In a rather odd glass-half-full moment, I'm making a list of the planning things we have done, rather than the ones we have yet to do:

Venue deposit sent
Photographer deposit sent
Officiant paid
Vows OK'd
Suits tailored
Dress procured
"Breast petals" defined
Buffet designed
Cake tiers chosen
Guest book selected
Novelty ball and chain purchased
Novelty garter purchased
Cake topper designed
Invitation sent to printer

At the printer's!