Funny dress-shopping story:
Shopgirl at Cache: "You know, we have a coupon out. You only need to spend $16 more, and you can save $50 on your purchase."
Michi: "Thanks, that's great! Uh, what do you have in here that's close to $16?"
Shopgirl: "Well...we have these lovely breast petals."
Michi: "'Breast petals?' But what are they?"
Shopgirl: "..."
Shopgirl: "They're little flowers, and they have adhesive, see...they go under the dress..."
Michi: "They're pasties that you don't show off."
Shopgirl: "Yes."
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